5. JYPReally, no one wants to see this. No one at all.
4. Daesung What the fuck is this? Seriously, the face, the underwear, the sort of abs, What. The. Fuck.
3. Junsu God gave you junk in the trunk, but that doesn’t mean the hood is blessed as well.
2. Leeteuk Why is he doing this lately? There’s nothing to show. In fact, anyone in SJ not named Siwon should NEVER lift up their shirt. It ruins the effect.
1. TAEMIN!!!!! DO NOT WANT!!! Okay, this was accidental so I don’t fault him, but there’s a gif somewhere of him actively flashing his stomach (it’s not called abs until you turn 18). JUST SAY NO!!!
Credits: Uh, I’m getting so bad about this… As tagged, asianfanatics, LAEC, seoulbeats, the usual
Happy Halloween everyone! Whether you plan on getting a sugar or booze coma, (or both), Halloween is the perfect holiday for anyone! However, while most of us in the western world only have one day where we can look as ridiculous/flashy/skanky/over-the-top/ugly as we want without being judged, Asian pop seems to celebrate Halloween everyday^^^. See for yourself.
More spam!!!! So apparently some words were said over the above. Whatever; either the media is making a big deal over nothing (most likely), or Mayday are cocky bastards (hey, when you can backup the narcissism with real talent, why not?). Either way, I’m so glad their album is doing amazing. 1.3 million copies in one week would be great even by American standards, and it’s frickin’ amazing for Asia. Actually, I’ve listened to Jay’s new album as well, and it’s not shabby either. I may write it up later ; ). Oh, and lookie lookie, who’s number three??? In case you don’t know, 東方神起 is Chinese for frickin’ amazing, wonderfully talented, five person Korean Boyband that recently released an alsdkfjaslk amazing album XDDDDDDD. I know Taiwan is a small market, but with the quantity of legitimately talented competition there, foreign artists should take pride in scoring so high on the combo charts. Taiwanese artists set the standard in Cpop, and they produce so many of the bestselling artists of Asia which is why a certain seven member boyband who specialize in hip thrusts needs to get their hips over there right nao!!!
Ok, I make no pretense about this being anything except spam, but it’s Leehom acting adorable, and I’ll make any excuse I can to post about him so ta da!
Credit: fuhsiaochiao0818 @ youtube
Bacon time! lol so this is Leehom’s new McDonalds commercial. I have to say, I’ve had MickyD’s at most twice in the last five years (Wendy’s is where it’s at^^), but if Leehom was cooking it for me, I’d eat it more than the Supersize Me dude. Really, WLH is so worth high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease ♥. Anyways, the commercial is basically just him cooking bacon and having a grand ‘ol time doing it. What’s even more hilarious is the BTS they did for the commercial, where Leehom has to talk about bacon and he’s like, “Bacon… can go with any dish, it fits with everything. It can fit with salty or sweet (WTF!?!?!?) stuff so on a cheeseburger it’s like a bonus.” LMAO, it was so awkward and stupid but awesome. I image the conversation with the director probably went something like this:
Director: Now Leehom, we want you to say a few words about bacon.
Leehom: Um, like what????
Director: I don’t know, just make shit up.
Leehom: o_____0
Anyways, Leehom looked so good in his white shirt and yeah, I know he’s said in interviews that he isn’t a good cook, but he looks so asldkjfasl doing it, that I’d still eat anything he makes ; )))).
Sony Ericsson CF I saw a Mandarin version floating around somewhere, but now I can’t find it. Oh well, you know how I said he looks good in white, well, he looks just as good in red ♥♥. How does he manage to look younger and younger by the day??? The commercial is selling a music sharing phone or something, so Leehom gets to “share” with a girl and it’s completely adorable and squishy and oh, Leehom totally needs to find love;;;. I hope he has someone special and is just hiding that person from the media. I mean, he’s so amazing, how is it possible he’s still single??
SHINee really likes to cover stuff, and they’re fantastic at it so more power to them = ). Errr, I still need to listen to the other two songs off their repackaged album but for for now, here’s some great covers they did the last few days^^.
Credit: kahboon @ youtube
First on M!Countdown Heroes, Onew and Jonghyun do Fly to the Sky’s “Like a Man.” I don’t really listen to FTTS, but Brian is hilarious and he and Hwanhee are both fantastic singers. Onew and Jonghyun aren’t too shabby themselves ; ). Both of them sounded wonderful and technically strong. AHHH they really have no right to be such good singers so young XDDDD. Sometimes, I don’t really like Jonghyun’s voice, but he controlled the song here and sounded great. Bias aside, Onew sounded super as well! You can tell they really put a lot of effort into singing because by the end, both of them were like drenched in sweat. No, I don’t find that hot so you can stop judging me. Never mind, we all know that’s a lie so I’m just gonna roll with my creepy self in the corner.
Step by Step and Billie Jean This is their “80’s Revival” stage at some style awards show. I hope I’m not the only one who sees the irony in this ; ). I dunno, SHINee plus 80’s pretty much go together like PB and J. They’re all in these fabulous, patterned polyester threads and the dancing– oh the dancing is so loltastic. Then Taemin pulls out his inner MJ, permed hair and all, and yeah, it was pretty… um full of heat. Don’t think too hard about all the levels of wrong in Taemin performing Michael frickin Jackson and just enjoy his totally awesome dancing. MJ would be proud, among other things…
M!Countdown Performance Just for the heck of it, here’s them performing their own stuff on M!Countdown yesterday. They only do part of “Love Like Oxygen” and then “Amigo.” Yeah, “Amigo” is still not my favorite but they did a great job performing it (cameraman needs a talking to though, I felt like I was watching a fancam ://). I’m really digging their new look with the hair and the black and white and leather. Infinitely better than the circulation inhibitingly tight colored pants days of “Replay.”
